2025: When Breathing Burns—Each Inhalation Is Like Lighting Up 5 Cigarettes
It turns out oxygen isn’t free anymore. No, really. The government hasn’t started taxing it yet (give…
Weddings in 2025: Because Nothing Says “I Do” Like a Loan the Size of a Small Nation
Indian weddings were always expensive, but in 2025, they’ve become a full-blown economic crisis. I got an…
Too Busy to Talk: An Introvert’s Mastery of Dodging Social Chaos
I’ve always been a master of strategic early arrivals. Throughout school and right up until university, I…
5 AM Follies: The Myth of the Social Media Superhuman
You know how it goes. You wake up, check your phone, and you’re instantly bombarded with the…
Public Transport: The Ultimate Crash Course in Personal Space—Spoiler, There’s None
I took a bus today. It was almost spiritual—except for the fact that the air was 90%…
Salad? I Thought You Said ‘Pizza!’: The Hilarious Healthy Eating Struggle
A few months ago, I told myself I was going to be healthier. Now, I just stare…